Not Paying Attention.

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Wow, I haven't blogged in ages. Well not ages. Maybe like one week, but still. I was all about blogging everyday. Ally HYFR'd up because of the stats we were receiving. Obviously that did not go as I planned. What made blogging easy was the fact that I was on holidays (and still am), which allowed me to go out and do things and have fun, but noooooooooo. That had to be ruined by. omg.... Guys. I have been stuck at home for 6 days straight, tomorrow being 1 whole week at home, because I am sick :( really sick :( like really badly contagious isolation painful fugly ugly Zombieland sick. Like I look like a zombie sick. legit. I am not exaggerating. Well maybe, but like 5 days ago I looked like a fugly zombie. I had to cover all the mirrors in the house because everytime I looked at myself, I'd cry like a pussy. Man, that makes me sound super vain. Okay, I wasn't crying because I was fugly. I was fugly because I was crying (Mean Girls reference. Oh God. I have no life anymore...)

ANYWAYS. 

Man, I don't want to say what I have, because everyone who is wasting their time reading this will Google it and go ewwwwww yuck that's disgusting :( but I'm going to say it anyways. And that is going to guarantee you googling it :( I got shingles :( yes go google it. ITS NOT MY FAULT :( Anyone who has had the chickenpox can get it, because the virus that causes chickenpox causes shingles. And it didn't make sense to me because you know, when you find out what's making you sick you google the hell out of that bastard, and you scare yourself half to death reading all the things you do an. And then you assume the worst, and then after panicking, ensure yourself that yes. You Sarahmay, are going to die. Anyways, back on track. Anyone that had the chickenpox virus can get shingles, because the virus stays in your system. This virus isn't like you flue or cold or stomach bug noooo. This is a goddam terminator virus who refuses to get the hell out of your life. He just wants to destroy you. And make you look like a Zombie. Funny thing. I've watched Zombieland like 5 times. Omg there are probably heaps of grammar and spelling mistakes but I am not reading over this :(

ANYWAYS. 

God. I get so off track. Anyways, after the 8 trips to the doctors and 1 to the hospital, I know everything about this evil life ruiner. Let me share some of my awesome knowledge with you. because I am so awesome. :/
  1. Did you know that it rarely occurs in teenagers? Yeah. Lucky me. I've never won anything by chance in my life. This is great. 
  2. You can get shingles anywhere on your body. I got it on my face. Yeah. Lucky me. AGAIN. That's why I had to cover all the mirrors in the house. I couldn't hide it under like a shirt or anything. Unless I put a shirt on my face. Yeah... good idea.
  3. If the blisters that shingles cause enter your eye, you could go blind. Yeah. It went to my eye. Lucky me. That was a fun thought to carry around. HEY GUYS. I COULD GO BLIND LOL.
  4. Shingles takes 2 weeks to months to go away. LOL THATS GREAT. It's not like I have a life or anything. You know. Or start university next week. I don't even know where my university is. That's a joy.
  5. It could lead to skin discoleration. Yeah. I want that sooooo bad. I hate life man. YOLO
  6. Shingles is caused by stress, low immune system, old age or contact with someone from the virus. I'm on holidays so I'm not really stressed. I haven't been sick and I'm not old. And I definitely haven't been near anyone with it :(:(
crappp. I started watching Pewdiepie Amnesia gaming commentary and lost all my motivation. awww. you should go watch his gaming commentary. he plays like really scary games and it's so funny. Like the reactions haha. I want to put a song in this post, but I've been lazy finding new tunes :( Going to be awesome (like that's a challenge for me :/ ) and pick 3 random songs that sound good. I'm so spontaneous ;)

wait it out. you won't regret it if you're into progressive house/electro. I don't know what genre it is.



SKIP TO LOGICS PART 1:54 OMG. so smooth

- Sarahmay ♥