54 days later

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(It has been 54 days since I graduated high school. How have I been?)

bored. For example. s

Q: Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Sarahmay's answer: I have a condition where if I don't do the exact opposite of what someone tells me exactly not to do, I explode into millions of pieces on my keyboard and essentially.. die. Scary stuff you'd expect in a twisted children's movie/book like Coraline. I actually enjoyed that movie but...

Q: How can there be self-help “groups”?
Sarahmay's answer: Maybe people want to help one another together as individuals in a group but be selfish and not help one another, but instead help themselves. THUS! self-helping themselves. Simple 7th year University psychology.

Q: Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Sarahmay's answer: Well I don't know about your dog, but my dog runs away and starts running her smelly face all over my carpet because I made her mustache itchy. yes. She is a female dog

Q: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Sarahmay's answer: Because its pretty...

Q: When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Q: Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Sarahmay's answer: It would be so much faster!

Q:Why do you only slip and fall when carrying fragile things?
Sarahmay's answer: Because the ground loves me so much it keeps trying to make me fall for it. Get it!



Oh yeah! I also purchased an Ipad 2 the other day! I really thought I was going to be really noob because I was trying to find something light, portable and easy to take to university when I started, and luckily we were served by a university student. So if anyone who is reading this has an ipad or ipod or iphone and would like a list of good apps for uni, here they are:
  1. Dropbox
  2. Goodreader
  3. Pages
  4. iBook
  5. Mobile Learn
  6. Numbers
  7. Keynote
  8. Dragon Dictation
  9. Writepad
  10. Notability
Some of them are free and some do cost, but I highly recommend them :)

( I watched this months ago, but as you may or may not have noticed, I haven't really been blogging recently.)






THANK YOU TO ALL MY LOVELY WONDERFUL READERS!
(this post is really rubbish I apologise. It's just that I have work tomorrow and I'm sleepy D:)

^^ Fist Gay photo taken with my Ipad.
night lovers! ♥