My boyfrreee because I'm bear grils and i get slammed in the face with arms on dah buss because i wear my YMCMB jumper while streaming James reid on my laptop LIKE A BOSS
by Sarahmay Mulholland
So yesterday at around 10pm yesterday I was casually trolling Facebook because I had nothing to do and I was really bored, and smack bam! See on my recent news that James Reid was going to me streaming live on Ustream. For those who don't know him, James Reid was made famous in Philippines after winning the Filipino version of Big Brother, named Pinoy Big Brother (aka P.B.B), and he comes from Sydney. Anyways, there he mucking around on guitar and singing to ranom songs like Sunday Morning and Lazy Song playing his ukelele looking all cute and smiley when he's like CRISSY! GET OVER HERE! I was like... okay sure. He obviously has friends in his house.. but then today, I found out she was his girlfriend, and now I am extremely sad (I'll get over it soon haha). Anyways I took some screen shots when he was live. Its funny because there was this chat box on the side of the window where everyone who is watching could post hoping he would see it and I was getting annoyed because I can't actually speak Tagalog (Filipino) . Not that you would care of course. I actually don't know why I said that... oh well. Too lazy to delete it. It only took 7 seconds of your life you will never get back, unless you're a slow reader and it took longer. NAWWWGGG he's such a cutie. I'll just wait haha. Maybe they would've broken up already by the time I go to the Philippines in April next year. Actually... I take that back. I'm not that sad haha.
You know when you have a cruch on a celebrity and they have a girlfriend/boyfriend, and you find a photo where their girlfriend/boyfriend has the ugliest/funniest facial expression because it looks really bad? Well I got the bestest screenshot when Krissy (his girlfriend) was singing, and her face looks like a horse haha. I honestly didn't mean to get a horrible print screen picture of her at the time because I didn't know they were dating . Knowing now that they are, I look at this and it makes me happy because she looks horrible and he looks mighty fine. I know I know its pretty sad, but I find it funny. I even cropped the picture so it was just the ustream picture so you could see her facials more clearly
Its okay guys. I came up with the perfect solution. I got this!
AWWWW YEAH BUDDY! I'm actually laughing hard out at the moment. Man. I know I know. I have really good photoshop skills I know. Please don't get crazy. I know my amazing skills are overwelming. This actually looks much more better to me. I'm just gonna leave that exactly how it is.
Anyways, today (which is monday), I went to daah city with my sittah ally. Not that you care, but I was suppose to go to my friends house, but I had no way of getting there, and ally asked me to go to the city with her, her ride (just had to clarify that incase he being the person I was suppose to originally hang out with today is reading this. Didn't want him to think I ditched him. Thursday okay! ( not mentioning your name for privacy reasons. you know who you are :] )), and we went to South Bank and watched the new Pirates of the Carribean movie. It was okay I guess, had its moments, but wasn't as great as the previous ones. Then we walked to the City and I got my YMCMB jumper! :D for those who don't know what YMCMB is, it stands for Young Money Cash Money Records (I don't actually know where the B comes from in the acronym), and I am in love with it. its so warm and its bright red and it has long sleaves that go around my hands ahhh can't wait to wear it ♥ This is my yay I got a YMCMB jumper celebration song. I've been listening to it all day, all day now all day (if you don't go to my school you won't understand the all day part haha). Coinsidence that it's called YM banger? I THINK NOT!
Best part- 1:15 to 2:01. Gotta love me som Lil Wayne ♥
After that I got sushi, scabbed som off Ally's bento and we cause the 460 home like a bunch of bosses. Apparently I'm not 'bosser'. Wanna know why? No? Too bd haha. I'm not 'bosser' enough because the bus was really crowded with school kids who weren't on holidays (so people were standing up), and there was this random dude that was walking to the door, and the bus suddenly jolted and he swung and his entire right arm slammed right into the face of sarahmay Mulholland (me) :/ Its okay. It was I know you're getting all concerned (wink. you're probley still sitting/lying/standing/jumping/skipping there right now reading this either smiling, laughing or remaining with an unchanged facial expression). He apologised and all his friends were laughing at him and we 'HAHA'ing. Me? I just sat there trying to piece together the bossness I lost when his arm slammed into my face. Now its 11:44pm and I'm prentending to be asleep (because I don't want my mum walking into my room and raging) typing the remainder of my blog. Oh yeah! I also went tuxedo hunting for my formal date because I want him to look supa fly and wear a bow tie (that rhymes). Got some good ideas :) Man so wish I had a brother. I'd go shopping with him all the time and pick out the clothes for him to buy DAMN IT! Any boys reading this please. Please don't be shy and ask me to go shopping with you. I will gladly accept.
My 'SWAG' post hahahaha:
Download: Audio Push - Kick In The Door
My 'Wow this song applies to me in so many ways I hate how boys make me feel UGH sigh/ I love T-Pain' song:
My 'Wow the lyrics are amazing I'm gonna attempt to rap to it/I feel inspired hey mum listen to this!' song:
Its currently 12:43am and to no suprise I have received 7 friend requests in the past 20 minutes from random Filipino boys from my cousins uni in Philippines. I guess that's what you get when you accept 1. Now I'm getting private messaged from them asking me to accept their friend requests. Oh dear :/
That's the end of my daily post guys. Last time I checked there was 250 views for my blog! That's 70 in two days since my last post! WOW! Hope you're enjoying the posts, music and videos :)
It is now 12:47am, Tuesday morning (wow I feel like Bear Grills) and I haven't ate in 2 days. If I don't find something soon, I will die. (looks around room). Wow! Look at this! What do I see? I see a pack of orange tic tacs in the distance! You've got to be very sneaky with your approch when you face this species of confectionary. Their small and rounded size allows them to make a quick escape. (Sneaks up on tic tacs and jumps. Starts wrestling with the box) Success is mine! (Starts dougie'ing and cat daddy'ing LIKE A BAWS!) This will sustain me for hopefully, the end of my journey.
Just to clarify something, I actually did not do any of those things. The whole time I was lying in my bed pretending to be asleep LIKE A BAWS! It is now 12:56am, Tuesday morning, and I am going to sleep now. LIKE A BAWS! But Sarah! I've heard all those songs before and your attempt at being slighlty comedic was embarrasing and stupid. I actually feel ashamed for you. Well buddy, there's this page on facebook called 'I'm having fun so shut up'. Actually it isn't. I currently cannot be bothered getting the exact name of the page, but I my point has still been highlighted. I suggest you do not join this page.
GOOD MORNING!
