Hello there

so like totally, i went shopping today and like OH MY GOSHH I SAW THE RADDEST GUCCI BAG AT MYER TODAY! it was soo glamorous and sparkly i just HAD to have it, shame i didn't have money though - FML! IM SOOOO POOR! GOSH!

But seriously, HEY EVERYONE! haha, my name is Jessica, but you may call me Jess (as most people call me). I made friends with Sarah at a school conference one time and since then, we've been pretty cool friends xx ;) haha, well i just want to share a bit of my day today, since sarah allowed me to post on her blog thingy (i'm not really technical with computers) but today, there was this seriously freakin' hot guy at the mall today, perfect tan, perfect body and a cute smile, so i was like OH MY GOSH WHAT A STUNNER! so like, i was just sitting on my table sipping my coffee away when he randomly approached me and sat next to me. Inside, my heart was beating soo fast, i was like OHH MAHH GOSHH NOO FRIKIN WAYY! UGH TOOTAALLY! (teehee) and literally, this is what he said, i mean FREAKING REALLY this is what he said: "Gee, you have a nice set of legs, what time do they open"

...

FREAKIN' REALLY?! ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS?! BITCH YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY TO SAY THAT PIECE OF CORNY ASS SHITTY PICKUP LINE?!

and i came to the realisation.. that all boys are dickheads..

-forever alone-

signing out! Jess!! xox

2:32am still up doing Bom. Looks like my plan from 2 months ago to not pull an all nighter OBVIOUSLY failed :/

I swear on my life didn't intend for this to happen. it just always does.
Currently up to my 66th page on 9,721 words so far

FML I BETTER GET A A+++++++++ FAR OUT

I GOT AN A IN MY ENGLISH EXAM!!!!


:D


back to my average woohooo!! I'm jumping for the stars right now (not really) <3


skadddooosh

So, I have decided to blog before taking my dogs for a walk, as a way of taking a break from 4hrs of straight maths B study for my exam tomorrow :l
I will be so glad when this week is over. I have so many things to do, and I am tired like all the time. But you know, I'll be graduating in  6-7ish weeks SO YEAH! Can't wait for University life.. but apparently it's just as hard. I don't know. I'll probably miss school eventually, but for now.. yeah. Pretty excited to finish!

I have no idea what the hell I can write, because my mind is so flacid at the moment. So I dunno! Just gonna type whatever comes to my head. Apparently blogging it like keeping a diary, except it's a viral diary... and anyone in the world can read it.

Dear diary,

Yesterday while lying in bed, and I was thinking about my whole life; everything that has happened to me over the past 17.9873404 years of existence. And I started crying because I realised that I am going to end up alone.

The end.

WOOHOOO STORY OF MY LIFE. Not really. I was just in a really sadistic mood, and I was listening to Hans Zimmer's 'Time' from the inception soundtrack. Even though it's something I normally don't listen to, it is an amazing composition, and it is one of those songs that really makes me think about everything that has happened to me.

Anyways, I don't know what else to say, so I am just going to post some songs and other things. Nearly up to 1,000 views yo! Woohoo! Thank you everyone :) even if you only read this because you like to rag me out or go yuck, then ya know! Can't satisfy everyone in life.

http://fuckyeahjumpingrob.tumblr.com/

BEST TUMBLR PAGE EVER! well to me. I find every picture extremely funny haha. Check it out !

So today (26th of august) we had out last athletics carnival! it was pretty good haha highlight was coming second in 100m sprint finals :) pretty happy but maybe if i wasn't so lazy, I would be much more faster. Overall good day eventhough im pretty tired (not that you care haha) and luckily, didn't get sunburnt. I have no idea what to write in this small space so I'm gonna fill it up with my latest discoveries and a throwback post I'm gonna put up abit later. Mayyumm im so sleepies :( and I don't know what else to type here. Oh yeah! Big shout out to all the people who read this, or those who don't, but still make their way here! Nearly upto 1,000 views and so excited! Thank you to those from:
- Australia
- United Kingdom
- America
- Malaysia
- Netherlands
- Germany
- Denmark
- India
- Philippines
- Bosnia

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ♥
(even if you hate me and read this to go "Ugh I hate sarah" thank you to you too! I don't care! harharharhar)


The font suddenly changed so I'm gonna write in this font now. It's now Saturday (because I saved this as a draft) and my muscles now hurt from yesterday ahhh :(
Yeah. I had more to say but I actually forgot. So I'm just gonna post other things now. Oh wait! Yeah... I sorta nearly seriously injured someone in discus yesterday. i threw it and it nearly hit them in the face. Luckily everone started yelling for her to duck. i swear on my life it was a total accident. I would never do that to anyone... jks seriously I wouldn't. I felt soooo bad.


Enjoy!
Sarahmay xx